But I'm better now.
Boxing
Talking to a friend this morning
I just reached up and punched myself in the mouth
didn’t even see it coming
WHAM
on the floor
So to teach myself a lesson
I boxed my ears
My friend asked me if I was alright
But I only heard this ringing noise
All I could think was what an idiot
So I gave myself a good hard whack in the balls
While I was moaning
And calling myself an asshole
I remembered I had left my boxing gloves at home
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